handsomedogs:


little puppy bullmastiff played in the house


Ton Nguyen


This is the cutest thing I have ever seen today….literally, it’s 12:02am as I type this

handsomedogs:

little puppy bullmastiff played in the house

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen today….literally, it’s 12:02am as I type this

Shit gets awkward when your TV remote starts to play up and instead of backing it to Spongebob it backs to another movie while a nude scene was on and it refused to budge until it was too late. My dad saw it. I know he saw it. I know he knows I saw it despite trying to play it cool. I know he knows that I know that he knows I saw it.

wastery:

Mom : you are beautiful

Me :

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(Source: wastery, via onlylolgifs)

zooeydeschannoying:

datassium:

just leaving this here for everyone…

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(Source: datassium, via justabitofimagination)

tastefullyoffensive:

Dogs Sitting on Cats [video version]

Previously: Dogs Using Computers

I bet those cats feel so damn disrespected and confused right about now

(via mandapandering)

randeepk:

I feel like shit. Our management company violated our lease and let painters and cleaners in our apartment and a bunch of stuff got stolen. Most importantly my laptop and backup hard drive with 6 years worth of drawings on it. If anyone sees a 15” MacBook retina with 16GB of RAM on it for sale in or around NYC please email or message me.

randeepk:

I feel like shit. Our management company violated our lease and let painters and cleaners in our apartment and a bunch of stuff got stolen. Most importantly my laptop and backup hard drive with 6 years worth of drawings on it.
If anyone sees a 15” MacBook retina with 16GB of RAM on it for sale in or around NYC please email or message me.

(via sophiebennetttheartist)

Nothing scares a girl more than the thought of wearing light colored pants,skirts, and underwear while on their period

I forgot glass doors existed this morning and walked face first into one when going inside….to make it even more humiliating Kookaburras in the distance started laughing their feathered asses off.

Today is gonna be a great day…

UGH

catsthatdometh:

I’m cramping super bad and all I want is Mac’n’cheese, chocolate and Mnt Dew, BUT NO MY PARENTS WANT TO GO ON A DIET SO THERE IS NOTHING BUT HEALTHY FOOD WHEN I WANNA BE FAT

unstablx:

being that one person in the group that actually enjoys reading smut is so awkward bc u have to be like ew smut when ur around them or they will be like ew u

YES